The White Car
£5.00
58 pages
Mystery/Crime
The white car is missing.
He must find it before the contents of its ashtray are discovered.
But he’s not the only one looking for it…
A terrorist sect of fundamentalist Buddhists are also on its trail.
Will he learn the true value of non-attachment when they detach his balls from his body? Will they succeed in their plans of world domination while still adhering to a plant-based lifestyle?
Detective Yates is also on the case.
Is he just another no feeling pig with reactionary views on immigration? Or are these a legitimate response to its possible socioeconomic effects?
Will he continue to purchase his apples from the ‘little Asian’ on the high street? Or will he be tempted by the lower prices offered at the local supermarket?
Also, why is there a man wearing fake eyebrows? Where did he get them and why is he wearing them? To conceal his identity? To cover a large and ill-advised tattoo or unsightly and unfortunately placed birthmark?
Or is this a sub mystery that should be solved at a later date, or perhaps in the pages of another book?